My friend Mike (http://dgookin.bandcamp.com/) invented this game that I love which is making little novelizations out of scenes from dumb comedies. Give it a try!
"We’re going streaking!" Frank hollered, to no one in particular. He was certainly living up to his old college nickname as he…
Then he saw her. The largest woman he’d ever encountered, and perhaps that had ever lived, with a deep booming voice and hands the size of catcher’s mitts. “Maybe this male gigolo thing isn’t going to be the walk in the park I expected,” he thought as he gulped nervously and attempted to fit his head in the narrow window between her sequoia-trunk thighs.
I’m in this too! Come on out so it will be a big hit and we get invited back to do my humorous Ozzy Osborne musical “Snark at the Moon”!
Rehearsing for tomorrow’s “Night of 1,000 Segers” and our boy @braunger catching what is technically known as the “spirit”.
Well, I’m excited as pie for this tonight. Also, freaked out.
Enjoy this 6 second preview of American Pie: The Musical! Premiering Tuesday, June 24th, 8pm as part of my show “School Drools” at UCB East…. make reservations here! http://east.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/32371
How does a caveman really look? Does he have nappy hair, dirty oily skin, and big monsterous feet? Or does he have long luxurious hair, clean glistening skin, and small petite feet? Only way to know the absolute truth is to travel back in time to 400 BC.
I made the sickest new song. It has a sick drop.
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Hey #friends and #fans -
This year 4/20 falls on Easter, so I’ve decided to do something a little… different.
In 2 days I will be releasing a COMEDY TWEET that will combine elements of 4/20 and Easter for humor purposes, and because I’m a fan of the Internet I’m releasing it for FREE on…